99.9% of YouTube videos go largely unnoticed. 500,000 videos are uploaded everyday, 6.1 million videos in total (which requires 45 terabytes of storage). 
Those are some pretty scary numbers for a boy whose trying to become a YouTube star. One thing I learned through my extensive research of YouTube was that failures are accepted. Only a handful of videos are successful which means that most of them end up chopped into pieces on the kitchen floor. I learned that by simply being yourself you will be noticed, people tend to try to be someone that they are not, which is sad. Be yourself, love yourself, and fail yourself you’ll learn more.
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(begin with a title page, followed by me lip – syncing a song in a funny manner)
Hello people of Youtube (coughing ‘nerds’). Today I’m gonna open up and talk about things that pi (stop saying) ticks me off. Now in Asia and Europe, Football is big but everywhere else in the world it’s called soccer. There two different things people!!! Wake up!!! Soccer is the sport where people kick a freakin’ white and black ball and Egyptian referees issue red cards (imitate referee). Football is where 400-pound gorillas wrestle midgets who are trying to throw the ball to the other side, and referees issue yellow ‘flags’ (throw a flag at the camera). I also hate to play soccer. It’s a pointless sport. Seriously! You go up and down the field sideways punch a few guys here and there insult their mothers, punch them again. Oh yeah, there is a goal every 30 minutes! I mean when I play I go this way, that way, and that way and there is no score! I mean it’s like a marathon in circles. There is absolutely no point in that. Nada. None. I also suck, but that has nothing to do with this. Now another thing that really makes me pi – ticked off is the term “government”. I mean I think that they’re doing a fantastic job, especially those in the states (mischievous grin). The name really pi – ticks me off. (laughing) Why do I keep doing that?!?! I mean the term government, if taken literally mean people who govern, not people who stay in their mansion, that are paid for by our tax monies, drink beer and get drunk, go to clubs, have their faces stamped on the headlines of newspapers for doing nothing and launch wars on innocent countries – cause that’s not right (wave arms all around the place). I mean when I think of government, I would like to think of people patrolling streets bossing people around. “Timmy don’t eat the green stuff coming out of the dog!” “Timmy, John McCain(‘s hair) is not a toy!” “Jimmy! Get off of Timmy!” (Laugh) Imagine George Bush doing that! But in all seriousness, if the government just do their job I wouldn’t complain…… a lot. I would like also to extend my congratulations to Paris Hilton, whose has found a new boyfriend…..s. I really have nothing else to talk about………. I ate eggs in the morning……… How do you like your eggs in the morning? Comment below, thanks for watching.
